I think I might get laid more...by my dad.

Music is good when it makes you dance. Music is great when it makes you who you are

When we realize how little we mean to the universe, we realize how important we are to each other

In leaving negativity behind, you find something beautiful.

You’ve got to not only love yourself for who you are with all your mistakes, but you’ve got to love the world for what it can bring you if you have the right attitude

'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' is the best movie for a guy like me. A cerebral adventure. A moving story. A bunch of little green men.

I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.

I think dreams hold a lot of meaning. I believe that if the universe is truthfully infinite then there are infinite possibilities for dreams to be happening somewhere out there.

Life is a search for yourself.

Do what you like and do it honestly.

There are far too many people out there who take themselves too seriously.

You can make EXCUSES and earn SYMPATHY, ORYou can make MONEY and earn ADMIRATION.The choice is always yours...

I never said you had to like it. You have to accept it. No regret."-Clare Harding.

The weaker you are the louder you bark.-Tenten

BOAT = Break Out Another Thousand

If there is one notion I hate more than another, it is that of marriage - I mean marriage in the vulgar, weak sense, as a mere matter of sentiment.

When it comes to comedy, they always say, "Jackée, whatever comes to your mind." But heaven forbid I can't think of something. It's never happened yet, thank God. I may knock on wood.

Oh God, how do the world and heavens confine themselves, when our hearts tremble in their own barriers!

It is not always sorrow that opens the fountains of the eyes.

If your bank took bailout money, take your money out of that bank and put it in a credit union. Credit unions are owned by the people who have their money in the credit union.

I absolutely love playing the game 'Risk.