I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It's just hard to get comfortable with Gore - it was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

Boasting is one of those rare outfits that never looks good on you but makes you look stunning when modeled by your admirers.

I listen to and I play all kinds of music, and I'm interested in jazz and in bluegrass - I like it all - but Cuban music speaks to me in a certain way.

The driving force behind doing everything that I've been doing as a stand-up is having problems with authority and not liking to be told what to do.

A shrewd person would one day start a religion based on coincidence, if he hasn't already, and make a million.

The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars Did wander darkling in the eternal space.

The closest friends I made all through life have been people who also grew up close to a loved and loving grandmother or grandfather.

If you believe within your soul, just hold on tight and don't let go! You can make it, make it happen

I never thought of losing, but now that it' s happened, the only thing is to do it right. That's my obligation to all the people who believe in me. We all have to take defeats in life.

I would say my best feature has to be my legs - they are 41.5 inches long!