I tell you all the time, you will never be able to replace me with a brass and steam contraption.

I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!

Let it go to let it be.

The key to success is to be true to who you really are.

The best way to economize time is to 'lose' half an hour each day attending Holy Mass.

As happens with people who love a thing too much, it destroys them. Oscar Wilde said, 'You destroy the thing that you love.' It's the other way around. What you love destroys you.

Everything in America is so uniform. In Russia, everywhere you go is completely insane.

Glory falls around us as we sob a dirge of desolation on the Cross

You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked] "Yeah." "Why?" he asked. The bat was shaking in my tight grip. "Because I don't have my Minnie Mouse pillow.

Abstinence is as easy to me as temperance would be difficult.

In books lies the soul of the whole Past Time; the articulate audible voice of the Past, when the body and material substance of it has altogether vanished like a dream.