I still don't know how I got to the big leagues because I wasn't that good.

We set the table, but no one ate.

Running more doesn't do you any good. You've got to be successful more.

You can't do anything about yesterday and you can't do anything about tomorrow. It's just today.

Jeter is a six-tool player...I've never eaten with him so I can't tell you if he has good table mannners, but I would imagine he has those too.

Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.

Do not wander in the deeps, Where the Shriker's shadow creeps.When he rises from beneath, Beware the Sharpness of his teeth.

Blot out his name, then, record one lost soul more, One task more declin'd, one more foot-path ontrod, One more devil's triumph and sorrow for angels, One wrong more to man, one more insult to God!

Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called and whether it professes to be enforcing the will of God or the injunctions of men.

Always focus on accomplishments rather than activities.

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking.

When you live with the Devil you learn there's a God very quickly.

I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars

I'm an optimist by choice not by stupidity.