I see no priestly garments on you. There is no ephod on your belt. You presume to speak for Yahweh? You speak his name aloud so lightly?

I am at times prisoner to the darkness. Light will find a way in I am always assured. The sun has not died. The moon has not died. I live.

The strangest, most generous, and proudest of all virtues is true courage.

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?

But there are many, and I'm a supporter of a great deal of charities.

The way I judge myself is not on how many World Cups I can win in a row.

What the world needs now is more Americans. The U.S. is the first nation on earth deliberately dedicated to letting people choose what they want and giving them a chance to get it.

Stand by General Burnside as you have stood by me and all will be well.

You should never value people according to the size of their bank balances. Being poor does not make them bad and being rich does not make them good

God (in His mercy) accepts false coin.

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage