I salute you as the Gates of Death

Biking up the same mile-and-a-half long asphalt hill is so much harder when I know that at the end of the journey I’ll either be an outlaw, or I’ll be dead.

But thought has no eyelids to close or ears to block...

I will always have enough money to last the rest of my life...as long as I don't buy anything.

I don't know if I'll ever accomplish most of my dreams - I have so many.

It's funny when guys don't like to talk about makeup. I'm like, "You know you're wearing makeup, right? We all are."

There is nothing more painful in the world than Aly when she makes her big eyes. She makes her big hurt eyes, there's nothing you can do. She just kills you.

I was thoroughly stunned by the quantity and quality of the evidence for Christ.

As our society gets more complex and our people get more complacent, the role of the jester is more vital than ever before. Please stop sitting around. We need you to make a ruckus.

To me no profitable speech sounds ill.

After I write, I have nothing to say. The commentary afterwards is superfluous. I write. And that's enough.