I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified - the other side would beat them to a pulp.

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

Trouble is the thing that strong men grow by. Met in the right way it is a sure-fire means of putting iron into the victim's will and making him a tougher man to down forever after.

I have trashed the to-do list. To help my brain...

Don't let's ask for the moon.We have the stars.

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

If we can boondoggle ourselves out of this depression, that word is going to be enshrined in the hearts of the American people for years to come.

What is the strongest cure?--Victory.

I wish there was a painter who could paint as well as Ted Williams could hit.

I'm not about to write my memoirs. Not for a long time.

I'm probably the only kid in history whose parents made him stop taking music lessons. They made me stop studying the accordion.

No one sees further into a generalization than his own knowledge of detail extends.