Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified - the other side would beat them to a pulp.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

God is short of responsible men which explains why he said “who shall I send and who would go for us?

We are all shot through with enough motives to make a massacre any day of the week that we want to give them their head.

Good teachers realise that the students are the antenna; they are sensing things that the teachers don't yet sense.

True enlightenment is nothing but the nature of one's own self being fully realized.

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

If you liked school, you're gonnnnna lovvvvve work!

The greatest powers cannot injure a man's character whose reputation is unblemished among his party.

To know one's self is wisdom, but to know one's neighbor is genius.

Big mind is something to express, not something to figure out. Big mind is something you have, not something to seek for.

A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.