I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. "Save the drama for your mama " I told her just like an eleven-year-old.

As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.

Ha, " I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?"One, " said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.

To rise from the ashes only to have them rain on you from above.

Exercising first thing in the morning ensures that you'll have the time for it, and it improves your self-control and energy levels all day long.

The poorest education that teaches self-control is better than the best that neglects it.

I applied to Uncyclopedia Bassists, and was accepted!!

I'd like to see a world where, if a teenager fears she's seeing/hearing things, she feels as comfortable seeking help as she would if she found a lump on her leg.

God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

Communicate with visual literacy - Make good use of all the non-verbal ways of communication - color, shape, form, texture.

It's kind of sad that couples don't want to work together, it's like, 'Wow, you really don't like the person you're with?' I'd rather kiss her then some random person I just met

If you know where your next meal is coming from, you are not poor.

Sometimes my worst day - one filled with pain and suffering - in the eyes of God, is my best day if I've born it cheerfully and I've born it with love.