I read recently that I was born in Arizona. I wasn't born in Arizona. I was born in New Mexico, but I can understand why people might confuse those two Southwestern desert states.

Shrimp are the insects of the ocean. They're bottom feeders. So they're delicious, but they're the bugs of the sea.

If you're driving down the street, you keep the neck forward. So that way you can clear out the lanes.

The thing is that where I want to go isn't necessarily tied to what's going on there politically, but I think Vietnam is a really beautiful country. I think Thailand is also really beautiful.

I just got diagnosed with tendonitis which is such an insulting diagnosis. Just point to my shoulder and say "old."

I think Batman Returns is right for riffs. I love it but it's the ultimate Tim Burton movie. There is so much that happens that's crazy and there are a ton of things to riff.

I can't do Christopher Walken impressions anymore, thanks [Barack] Obama.

When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.

As you go on you realize "Okay I know how to get laughs but am I saying things I want to say? Am I writing jokes that I like?" You get to a point that is that so you move on.

Netflix is very protective with their information .

One time I was really close to Steve Martin. I was too afraid to actually go talk to him, but I'll count that as meeting.

when you forgive people, events and circumstances, you are in the process of change, which leads you towards dominant universal emotion called love.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighbourhood after dark.

Many of us are alarmed at the skyrocketing cost of medical care, including patients, who are the consumers. However, medical malpractice is not the reason for these increasing costs.

I picked up the Joss Stone album, Josh Groban, and the new Norah Jones. I love, love, love Norah.

I been through some things but I worked hard to get to where I'm at.

Kiss me....Cassie....Like you mean it.

All a singer needs is voice and expression anything else you have is an asset to your profession.

For many years, I used to pray as an act of power, but that was before I had 100% faith in myself.

Separation is painful, and there's such a thing as doing it too much - the limits are how much it hurts.

Don't live to fight, fight to live.