I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Nature will teach us many lessons if we take the time to visit her classroom.

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fin

One cannot say of something that it is and that it is not in the same respect at the same time.

I know what I want! And I just go for it.

No nation ought to keep a navy larger than is necessary to do police duty.

Addiction beggins whith the hope that something 'out there' can instantly fill up the emptiness inside.

The fun of being in the pop world is you can really play with people's perceptions of what the word pop means.

A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same for a woman. A woman has to pay attention to her hair, makeup, clothing, and jewelry choices.

My movies are, more or less, very short. I'm terrified of boring an audience.

Nobody controls me but my mama and God.