I need to find people who I respect so I can respect them, and they'll like being respected so they'll respect me, and that's like a marriage.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

No more need to rob Peter to pay Paul with Cosmic Ordering.

Humanity is never so beautiful as when praying for forgiveness or else forgiving another.

A mind attacked and conquered is guided easily away from the paths of its own soul.

Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person.

He lives with his creativity in high gear.

Childhood has its secrets and its mysteries; but who can tell or who can explain them!

With 1.7 million private sector jobs lost and half a million jobs shipped overseas over the past three years, we must take action to spur job creation and restore economic prosperity.

You can fill my appetite without me taking up a bite.

You [Jews] did slay Christ, you did lift violent hands against the Master, you did spill his precious blood. This is why you have no chance for atonement, excuse, or defense.

All the Hennessy and weed can't hide, the pain i feel inside, its like I'm living just to die.