I myself have 12 hats and each one represents a different personality. Why just be yourself.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

One of the greatest things in human life is the ability to make plans. Even if they never come true-the joy of anticipating is irrevocably yours. That way one can live many more than just one life.

I had to open my eyes, so I could see a new life!

The true meaning of life is to plant trees under whose shade you do not expect to sit.

The fact is that more people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, that my friends, is true perversion.

The biggest mistake to me is complacency.

Love takes your choices away.

Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

There are some weapons that are just so dangerous that society has a right and the obligation even to take those weapons out of circulation.

I didn't form a group to perform Cilla Black songs.

The current institutionally provided retirement plans will not cover people's needs upon retirement.