I missed you all my life,” Kylie said. “I didn’t know I missed you, but I know it now. You were supposed to be there.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

He believed in God even if he was doubtful of men's claims to know God's mind. But that a God unable to forgive was no God at all.

The first sound after a silence should always be your very best.

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.

Too much of nothing, it just makes a fellow mean.

Man's will is free in the sense that man can choose to do anything in keeping with his nature . . . Man's will is not free in that he is limited to his nature

In fear I hurried this way and that. I had the taste of blood and chocolate in my mouth, the one as hateful as the other.

Traveling is all very well and good as long as you knew there is a place or person you can call home

I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies.

Anybody who's a guitar player that's spent that time with another guitar player, there's nothing better than that.

This is now and forever - the moment everyone must have, the moment that encompasses all other moments; now and before, now and after: all time.