I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Science adjusts its views based on what's observedFaith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.

There are times when the world is rearranging itself, and at times like that, the right words can change the world.

We got a fightin' side a mile wide, but we pray for peace 'cause it's mostly us that end up servin' overseas.

He who believes is strong he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions. He who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.

I pray every day for my little girls. It's hard out there for the younger generation.

... And the only way to find that honesty is to not overthink it. For your writing to come alive--to be multi-dimensional--you must barter away some control.

[On the movie "American Hot Wax:] A plot so thin you could thread a needle with it.

If you don't say the honest thing, it never becomes true.

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

A lot of industry groups have said they support a federal law. They don't want to have to deal with 50 different state laws.