I'm satisfied to go in at the bottom - that's the best way to learn what things are all about.

I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.

The Thin Man was a good break, because it was highly popular. I played a gigolo in it.

Bugsy Siegel. The mobster with the beautiful blue eyes.

They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.

In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

Due to a big bust in Cuba, my father's business suffered badly, so I was free to choose my own career. I became a professional dancer, and I went on the road and started making real money.

Because of my age and because there's more work on the small screen. What it's missing in quality it makes up for in quantity. From an actor's selfish point of view.

I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.

First things first, though, I thought, and headed straight for the liquor cabinet. Times like this call for straight scotch, no rocks.

A great deal of thought is only a substitute for the thoughts that the individual would really find useful at the time.

All the people I have written about remain with me - perhaps they are my closest friends.

Under most conditions, the best roof for your bedroom is the sky. This commonsense arrangement saves weight, time, energy, and money.

Wish you would learn to love people and use things and not the other way around

What is real for me are the illusions I create with my paintings. Everything else is quicksand.

Young atheists abound, but old atheists are rare.

It doesn't matter what you all think, what you all say about me, because when I go home at night, the same people that I look in the face, my family that I love, that's all that really matters to me.

I'm not afraid of werewolves or vampires or haunted hotels, I'm afraid of what real human beings to do other real human beings.