I'm really excited about my TV show. I wrote it with my best friend.

You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff.

I get totally creeped out by other people's movies.

Sometimes it was really hard maintaining composure. People were just goofy.

You have to write or else the auditioning process becomes so grueling because it's so hard to work.

It's like a dream job to work with your friends.

I feel like a lot of comedies out are just the same consistent joke.

If this is the freedom you speak of... I want no part of it.

There were in life rarely, if ever, "right" decisions, never perfect ones, only the best to be made under the circumstances.

When everything is for 'fun' nothing is for the good.

Is he dead?" he inquired. "He looks dead." "No," snapped Maryse. "He's not dead." "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want.

I'm hard pressed to give an example on the spot of a president who explicitly spoke of the vindication of history, but I'm confident that there are many such examples.

The starred and stately nights seemed haughty dames in jewelled velvets, nursing at home in lonely pride, the memory of their absent conquering Earls, the golden helmeted suns!

If you play on possession, you don't have to defend, because there's only one ball

Rhetoric takes no real account of the art in literature and morality takes no account of the art in life.

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.

I've got a great wife, a great life.