I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves, " said Maggie.

A red eight-sided sign always means: A) Stop. B) Go. C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!

What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.

He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!

Well, well, well, " said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well, " replied Pavel, not to be out welled.

Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a basket of goose eggs and a rhubarb pie.

I'll get it, " said Jough in his man-of-the-house voice, a full octave lower than his regular voice.

Some day people will ask me what is the key to my success...and I will simply say, "good Karma.

Divine presence gives meaning to what seems to have no meaning

Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?

The heart has always the pardoning power.

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment.

My mom taught us the Serenity Prayer at a young age.

Power belongs to the intelligence of evil. It's totally unreflective, like Donald Trump. It belongs there.

When fear ceases to scare you, it cannot stay.

Although individual temperaments vary, boys are designed to be more assertive, audacious, and excitable than girls are.

Right is right only when entire.