I'm not small, I'm space-efficient.

I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy

Sometimes I say things that I can't believe came out of my mouth. Or I won't mean something and it will come out completely nonsensical.

I have no interest whatsoever in being a high-fashion model, nor is it possible

They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.

I think I'm a million different faces

I want to try everything.

Yeah, I definitely want to find that right person and fall in love and have kids someday.

When I came into the business, things changed a lot, and my life was in a real state of flux.

I didn't want to start acting like a cartoon

You have this preconceived notion of him [Sly Stallone] as a big, tough guy, but he speaks four languages and he likes to watercolor.

A true friend unbosoms freely advises justly assists readily adventures boldly takes all patiently defends courageously and continues a friend unchangeably.

Tell your master that if there were as many devils at Worms as tiles on its roofs I would enter.

The Jew haters and white supremacists…all they do is fight with each other all day too.

Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls.

Make use of your friends by being of use to them.

A lie will easily get you out of a scrape, and yet, strangely and beautifully, repute possesses you when you have taken the scrape and left out the lie.

I really love having smart and important conversations on TV.

Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five.

It is obvious that the best qualities in man must atrophy in a standing-room-only environment.