I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.

Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.

There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.

Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid.

The Teacher of the Truth trains in righteousness.

Life is a very important assignment. God will score us at the end.

To expect punishment is to suffer it

Since 1985, I have written about contemporary Jewish practice and the Jewish community.

I am relieved. May I now have the truth?

If you face a man's job, find a woman!

All my writing has been an effort to sort out the paradoxes of my life.

It feeds and grows on the blood which it sheds. The passions , from which it springs, gain strength and fury from indulgence.

When you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear. When you do the right things in the right way you have nothing to lose because you have nothing to fear.