Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid.

Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.

There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.

I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.

You create more space in your life when you turn your excess baggage to garbage.

One of the hardest-to-swallow, most countercultural, counter intuitive implications of the gospel is that bearing up under a difficult burden with patient perseverance is a good thing.

I always like routine. I suppose I never found boredom very boring.

Living in a rural setting exposes you to so many marvelous things - the natural world and the particular texture of small-town life, and the exhilarating experience of open space.

What Conscience dictates to be done, Or warns me not to do; This teach me more than Hell to shun, That more than Heav'n pursue.

I like 'X Factor' as much as the next person, but I do get overwhelmed with the amount of reality TV. It's such cheap programming and such a load of rubbish, most of it.

I am not the Prime Minister of French capitalism. I am the Prime Minister of France.

Your deliberate Chief Aim in life should be selected with deliberate care

Nature does not cocker us: we are children, not pets: she is not fond: everything is dealt to us without fear or favor, after severe universal laws.

We all face adversity and tragedy and need inspiration and motivation to Keep Rolling.