I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

If I look over my life, every single step of maturing for me, every single one, has had the exact same common denominator: accepting what was true over what I wished were true.

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

Why isn't there a book about someone losing their faith and it being a beautiful experience?

sometimes it's in your limitations that you find your greatest strengths.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not ashamed of my body, I just don't see any reason to not cover it up as much as possible. ... I'm someone who considered becoming a nun, for the outfit.

Losing my faith was the most spiritual thing that ever happened to me.

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.

I learned that being a mother takes a lot of energy.

Aku nggak membencimu. Aku hanya benci karena ternyata begitu sulit melupakanmu.

your love, your facial expression, your spirit and your words to the wise is my fervency: special for my mom and dad

You know it’s a real salvation when Baptists use cold water.

Becoming aware of what you are doing and how others perceive you will provide you with instant insight for making changes where necessary.

Why are you so determined to keep your wild silently inside you? Let it breathe. Give it a voice. Let it roll out of you on the wide open waves. Set it free

As a leader you set the tone for your entire team. Communicate your vision.

He's as quick as a hiccup.

Design is about crafting an experience that is unfamiliar enough to feel novel, yet familiar enough to instill confidence.

All true readers have a book, a moment when real life is never going to be able to compete with fiction again.

Jealously was an unjust and stifling thing.