I'm left handed, but my dad taught me to play guitar right-handed.

I really pay attention to the bass in the music I listen to, and that's what I tend to write toward.

I'm a shepherd, not a sheep, and I've always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower.

The sword was a very elegant weapon in the days of the samurai. You had honor and chivalry much like the knights, and yet it was a gruesome and horrific weapon.

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

You've got Corey Feldman doing his thing, and the problem is, they're trying to be pop stars. You can't compare Salty to any of the other actors out there playing music

All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.

I don't think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess.

I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.

I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.

I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.

Democrats creating the expectation that judges should act as politicians in robes is a dangerous precedent to set, threatening the very independence of the judiciary.

If you have no Honey in your Pot, have some in your Mouth.

Chance sometimes opens the door, but luck belongs to the good players.

I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.

My love ,she speaks like silence, without ideals or violence. She doesn't have to say she's faithful, yet she's true.

By his provocations to good-natured merriment, a humorist of the first water contributes as much to the sum of happiness as the gravest philosopher.

The majority does not rule in America, but the minority shouldn't hijack it. And it's because we're afraid. They have isolated us and made us feel as though we're alone. We're not.

In the loss of an object we do not proportion our grief to the real value it bears, but to the value our fancies set upon it.

The essence of Bonham is what he didn't play rather than what he did play - what he left out.

The church is so subnormal that if it ever got back to the New Testament normal it would seem to people to be abnormal.