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Take the feeling of hunger out of your gut, and you're no longer a champion

As long as you are curious, you defeat age.

The first duty of life is to live.

When two partners always agree, one of them aint necessary.

Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

I always try to improve, to find new ways of expressing myself, to keep looking for truth and originality.

I judge a restaurant by the bread & the coffee.

I admire honesty and straightforwardness combined with true femininity.

You see, if you make believe hard enough that something is true, then it is true for you.

A star is not afraid of darkness, for its light comes from within.

Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement.

If I'm elected president, I am going to keep radical Islamic terrorists the hell out of America.

This is a fallen world. People lie, the truth gets distorted, and that's the way it is. What's for dinner ?

The atomic bombs will surely shorten the war, and let us hope that they will effectively end war as a possibility in human affairs.

The most beautiful thing is telling someone you love them, because you can only love another person if you love yourself

When a Piece or Pawn is in a situation to be taken by the enemy, it is said to be en prise. To put a piece en prise, is to play it so that it may be captured.

I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

Because I've taken my clothes off in public doesn't mean that I've revealed every inch of my soul.

Before the game there was all this stuff about anti-racism and anti-bullying. It would be a good idea to start wearing wristbands for anti-diving.