I'm going to live in the White House with my family.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Nothing is as endearing as a handwritten letter scribed by the person who holds your heart spellbound.

You cannot solve a level four problem with level one thinking.

If love was a choice, who would ever choose such exquisite pain?

Often I think boys don’t become men. Boys just get papier-mâchéd inside a man’s mask. Sometimes you can tell the boy is still in there.

It seems so lucky to just to have the right of telling you with all my might, you're beautiful tonight.

Find me a servant who admires his Master and you will have found two good men.

Most often the person you would die for would settle for dinner and a movie.

The original idea [ of the Pineapple Express] came from Judd [Apatow] actually. He just kind of had the loose notion of like, 'What about a weed action movie?'.

A startling and engrossing commentary on the complex actuality and continuing heritage of American slavery.

Great music has layers of things to discover. I try to do so every night.