I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

My depth has no depth

Love is the active concern for the life and the growth of that which we love. Where this active concern is lacking, there is no love.

Isn't it interesting that all of the biblical prophets and psalmists were poets?

A poet, to whom no one cruel or imposing listens, Disdained by senates, whispers to your dust.

When the Tea Party comes to town, compromise goes out the door.

So long as one is happy one can endure any discipline: it was unhappiness that broke down the habits of work.

When you're hot your hot, when you're not your not.

Were I not married to the director, I'm not sure I'd know anything about the 'Underworld' sequel.

Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are

The world is a den of crazies.