I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead.

I am a collaborator with everyone who agrees that I need to be in control. I happily collaborate with my loyalists.

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.

When you live as I do, you cannot indulge in jealousy. If you do, it will rip you apart.

Not all questions can be answered.

Love like a phantoms lights but hold in the heart, it builds like the empty smile adorning a statue with sightless eyes.

I played drums on Keith Carradine's first record.

Hillary Clinton shouldn't be allowed to run for president. She shouldn't be allowed. She's a crook.

Bullies are ultimately unhappy people who try to inflict pain and hate on others and are to be pitied. Once you realize that, their words can no longer hurt you.

We live and die; Christ died and lived!

Barack Obama wants to be the power figure, he wants to be the face of the Democrat Party going forward.

Paradise Lost is a book that, once put down, is very hard to pick up again.

My signature style is super uniformed. I like black pants, black blazers, and boots.