I'm far from perfect, but I'll be perfect for that imperfect person that's perfect for me.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

There's nothing that can defy the law of movement. Everything was created to move including the biggest of our mountains.

My mother thinks I am the best. And I was raised to always believe what my mother tells me.

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

I really believe that if you practice enough you could paint the 'Mona Lisa' with a two-inch brush.

It was Rousseau who was largely responsible for the problem by giving currency to the idea that freedom can exist without responsibility and discipline.

Nevertheless, his moustachios are splendid.

She seemed fragile like a moonflower – destined to bloom for a single lovely night, and then to fade and fall.

New organs of perception come into being as a result of necessity. Therefore, O man, increase your necessity, so that you may increase your perception.

When people think about Michigan, they usually think about cars.

Do what you say you're going to do! People can do nothing but respect that.