I'm an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you're going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson.

If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.

Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos?

They who prosper take on airs of vanity.

Keep your revolver near you night and day, and never relax your precautions.

I think when you don't know where you stand with someone, they can surprise you in their goodness and their badness, and that makes them human.

It is possible to take energy from someone else. This is usually done in close, emotional sexual relationships.

Man loves company - even if it is only that of a small burning candle.

Father doesn't think very sudden, but he thinks awful strong.

Real love is the complete absence of any negative feelings towards anyone.

I'm a size 10. I could be a size 8 if i wanted to, but i'm effin hungry

Nature does not care what we call it, she just keeps on doing it.