I'm a real big celebrity. I'm this megastar.

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.

I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.

Since 1987, when I got my first one, I've been wearing a clock around my neck 24/7. You feel me? 24/7.

One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.

I'm not doing no more 'Flavor of Loves.' I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page. You can't stay on the same page in order to get to the next chap.

So get up, get, get get down 911 is a joke in yo town

The moments we have behind us, you won't be able to see again. We're only responsible for what we live in right now.

It was you that chose your due, You built a maze you can't get through. I tried to help you all I can, Now I can't do nuttin' for you, man!

If anyone wants to know what the definition of 'dope' means, it's: 'Definition of Public Enemy.

I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Magic is the fifth fundamental force and is even more mysterious than gravity, which is really saying something.

Sure, he was attracted to her, but women always had to go beyond that.Women [had] nesting fantasies. It wasn't long before they wereredecorating your apartment and criticizing your choice of mustard.

I began observing, making paintings of my surroundings, taking a vow of silence, listening, composing music, writing, and making time for formal education. Then I started telling stories.

It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

It is absolutely clear to me that we have to keep the internet open

It's not the violence of the few that scares me, it's the silence of the many

Customers don't measure you on how hard you tried, they measure you on what you deliver.

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Love is much stronger than your fault could ever be.