I'm a racehorse fanatic rather than a football fanatic.

United need to start garnishing some points.

I used to measure the skies, now I measure the shadows of Earth.Although my mind was sky-bound, the shadow of my body lies

Men are fickle creatures, capable of kindness and compassion yet fascinated by the basest atrocities.

We hide our demons so good, that the angels we show, bare the shame on their faces.

In Truth I found myself incorrigible with respect to Order; and now I am grown old, and my Memory bad, I feel very sensibly the want of it.

I swing hard all the time. That's what I've done my whole life-hit.

Life is an extravagant gown, riddled with lice.

I find weddings really boring. They give speeches, your aunt kisses you on the cheek, and you're at a boring table. But it's different when it's your own.

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?

Come on outside when youʹre done,ʺ I told her. ʺItʹs like the barbecue of the damned. Except . . . thereʹs no grill.

The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.