I'm Mozart with a focus on the tide Hiding the inconsistencies of man behind water and wine

There's smoke in my iris, but I painted a sunny day on the insides of my eyelids

The only bridge I've ever burned along this legacy I dance is the one that linked the cities of prosperity and chance.

Dream a little dream, Or you can live a little dream I'd rather live it 'Cause dreamers always chase But never get it

I'm just tryin to be somebody I can talk to in the morning with a smile.

Too bad your inner sheep never forgets to follow.

The older I get, the less I care about what’s cool. I realize I’m old and weird.

The alleycats manipulate the blocks with gutter magic

I've learned I don't like being around people too much. It's hard to stand around and make conversation with people I've learned. But I do want to be the guy that can do it easily.

Armchair hater, I wouldn't piss on your coffin But when I see your picture I draw dicks on it.

You can't get someone to like something they aren't feeling. After you press play, there isn't anything you can do.

Everyone calls barbarity what he is not accustomed to.

It's better to develop hobbies and interests than to have ideas about things.

What makes a great golf course is continuity and variety: right-to-left holes, left-to-right holes.

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.

The only thing Hillary Clinton has going for herself is the press, without the press, she is absolutely zero.

I always loved animals. And when I was ten, I decided I had to go to Africa and live with animals and write books about them.

[The Kochs] they hate big government.

Getting married and staying married is a wonderful way to increase your wealth - but the key is stay married.

Our true worth doesn't come from the work we do, it comes from who we are as human beings.

I've always been passionate about what I do and want to do it well, ... My wife says she's a widow to the computer.