I love to cook. But I'm a bit rubbish. I tend to start something and then dip into a book or have a conversation and come back and everything's burnt.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

The problem with living so long is that you see too many people pass before you.

People always love and respect characters who speak the truth, even if the truth hurts.

It is rather for us here dedicated to the great task remaining before us, that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion.

Oppression cannot prosper where none will submit to be enslaved.

Stupid people are ruining America.

FORGIVE The People That Hurt You. God Will Pay You Back With Double The Joy...Double The Victory.

This is the theater. And this is the best place for the imagination.

No one knows whether death may not be the greatest good that can happen to man.

I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything

For ridding oneself of faith is like boiling seawater to retrieve the salt--something is gained but something is lost.