I'll bring the country - you know, we have the expression, "Make America Great Again". It's time to rebuild our country.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

If you are looking for love, you may not find it, but if you love every one for sure, they will return it.

If you enjoy peace now, remember it is out of the toils of those who were gone before you. The question is "will you leave peace behind you when you are gone"?

...but every person who does serious time with a keyboard is attempting to translate his version of the world into words so that he might be understood.

Genius: The capacity to see and to express what is simple, simply!

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

Being proud and being nationalistic are, for me, completely different things.

Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink.

Here I am...wanting to accomplish something and completely forgetting it must all end--that there is such a thing as death.

It's a place where I could do something on a weekly basis and see if I like it.

To meditate an injury is to commit one.