I liked myself better when I wasnt me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

The processed food industry hijacked our palates by using three highly addictive weapons -- sugar, salt and wheat.

I've always wanted to race cars, even since I was a young boy, as I think a lot of guys have.

To deny the freedom of the will is to make morality impossible.

When a man forgets himself, he usually does something everybody else remembers.

Official truths are often powerful illusions.

I am not afraid to dream. You first have to start with a dream. Build your castles in the air and give it foundation. Without a dream, you are not going to get anywhere.

Nature formed me fierce.

Once the referee throws the ball in the air, it's either your ball or their ball and you have to just take your shot.

I seldom meet actors, they are to me bright strange fishes swimming in an element alien to me; I feel that to meet them is to See Life.

I don't think you should have firearms where people are drinking.