I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

So, in other words, how you respond to a sculpture, how a viewer sees the sculpture, is vital.

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

I was blessed to be part of a commercial, pushing for this energy bill, but we've been unsuccessful.

Always hedge your bets. That's how I do it. I lay all my bets on what I can contribute, and suffer no illusions that I'm generating stuff by myself.

If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from... another... camera angle.

No one is more cherished in this world than someone who lightens the burden of another. Thank you.

Cuba is such a beautiful country, and everywhere you go, there's music and people dancing - especially in Havana.

Don't Wait! Start on your dreams, your impulses, your longings, your special occasions today. Because this is your moment.

My sense is that being a First Lady is a full-time job, but I'll know more when the time comes.

A woman's greatest glory is to be little talked about by men, whether for good or ill.