I know a lot of wealthy people that have never been audited.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Mother, you have my father much offended.

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person.

Hatred can become like food, it gives you this energy that you can, like, live off.

The trouble, dollIs not moving mountains, butDigging the ground that you're on

Be good only if being bad ain't more fun.

Run when I can, walk when I cannot run, and creep when I cannot walk.

God's reason for creating Adam was the desire to reproduce himself.

I got a kick out of the stands when they would heckle me. I would take the energy from that.

Metaphor for the night sky: a trillion asterisks and no explanations.

Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.