I know I earn less at my primary school than you do, but I don't have to work as hard at my primary school.

Passive pleasure is no pleasure at all.

The only thing to know is how to use your neurosis.

A stage play ought to be the point of intersection between the visible and invisible worlds, or, in other words, the display, the manifestation of the hidden.

Misery's fine - as long as you know you can get out of it when you want to.

The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial.

Things always happen in series.

It is nasty when you're playing in someone else's house to point out that they don't have enough balls.

The crisis of our time is essentially a religious crisis. It is a matter of life or death.

The only thing to know is how to use your neuroses.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Without faith, we faint.

He was an indecent man, I told myself - prayerfully - and then I prayed for him to become decent.

When all the girls were getting all made up and getting into all that girl stuff in junior high I was out playing softball or touch football with the guys.

If you go through life and actually get to find out the thing you want to do, you're very lucky.

What did I know best that I had not written about and Lost? What did I know about truly and care for the most?

You get the most 3D effect when it starts about three to four seconds, that's when it starts feeling 3D. And then what you do, quick shots are always flat.

Tortures are a dangerous invention, and seem to be a test of endurance rather than of truth.

I know my mom said as early as she can remember letting me watch TV, my one treat a week when I was like 6 was to stay up and watch 'Saturday Night Live.'

I think my parents gave me a unique name and I have created this unique lifestyle that makes me who I am; it's a cool way of living.