I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.

It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind.

Phelps has given us a clear warning of the dangers of corporatism. I hope that more people hear and heed the warning.

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

We are very fond of some families because they can be traced beyond the Conquest, whereas indeed the farther back, the worse, as being the nearer allied to a race of robbers and thieves.

I've been asked to direct pilots for a lot of shows.

This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did." I frowned, "What's that?" "Homework.

What is true belongs to me!

It is proof of sincerity, which I value above all things; as, between those who practice it, falsehood and malice work their efforts in vain.

Then she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing, but I had never seen one before.

Hotel Food !!, If i eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity...WHAT THE F...O...O...D...!!