I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a funny construction.

If you're into social justice it's hard not to be on black people's side.

Whoever has the most at stake should have the most power.

The rules may seem obvious but when you think about them they're not. For somebody who has my job they're not as obvious as one would think.

The victory of the show is in the writing. Coming up with sketches and stand-up bits. The rest is just hitting buttons on a machine more or less.

When I say the n-word, black people are clear that I'm on their side. And it's not disingenuous - I am on black people's side, clearly.

People get way too much credit at funerals.

[Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique, and he has an amazing comedy mind.

I think it's naïve to think white people aren't singing along directly!

Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot."

I guess I like people doing roasts in public. That's my thing.

There is no other escape like a book. Reading expands your mind and opens your world to a myriad of possibilities.

Come on, guys, I am a computer nerd. I love Hollywood and movies. My whole life is like a movie. I wouldn't be who I am if it wasn't for the mind-altering glimpse at the future in 'Star Wars.'

As a singer-songwriter, what I do is write about how the human feels.

Products are produced in the factory; brands are produced in our minds.

I've always traveled. I'm a professor in a limited way. I teach one class two quarters out of four, so I get traveling done.

The facts don't always reveal the truth, but the truth always reveals the facts.

I would say old school cats like Redman and Wu-tang. My style is my style, those are just cats that I liked.

It takes only one bad amp to turn your ears to oatmeal: That's how old hippies became Yanni fans.

They have horses in 'Snow White?' I am lucky nothing nasty happens to horses in 'Snow White.

I am undeniably afraid of the dark!