I just like making people laugh.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

We have been pretending for a long time to be limited beings.

I wish someone would ask me to design a cathedral.

If God were to remove all evil from our world (but somehow leave human beings on the planet), it would mean that the essence of 'humanness' would be destroyed. We would become robots.

Get growing. Back yourself and make mistakes. It's your mistakes and observations that are your greatest tutors.

Of all smells, bread; of all tastes, salt.

I don't think that I want to meet any of the icons. I don't think that anybody can quite live up to your expectations.

In three strides Reaver was on her, his mouth crushing hers. “No more bullshit,” he said against her lips. “I want you. I think I’ve always wanted you.

A new society cannot be created by reproducing the repugnant past, however refined or enticingly repackaged.

As a species we're fundamentally insane.

I believe keeping our promises should be our highest priority and that means saving Social Security and Medicare while preserving the American dream for our children and grandchildren.