I haven't ever had any ambition in my life. I just drift from day to day with a stupid grin on my face.

Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother.

Heavy metal drives me bonkers, it makes me want to vomit, heavy metal really is a pile of puke.

I totally ignore people who criticize me for coming to Israel, including whats-his-name [Roger Waters]. If he were to contact me, I would tell him to tell it where the sun don't shine.

I want him and me in this stolen moment. Collecting heartbeats. Falling in love for the millionth time.

A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?

I think I've done 200 plays and 125 movies, so I've been very lucky to have made a living at acting.

That's a maple leaf, Canadian, not just for being too European but too Canadian. Not so subtly putting [Ted] Cruz's face inside that maple leaf there.

I am for lifting everyone off the social bottom. In fact, I am for doing away with the social bottom altogether.

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.

suffering is as necessary to entertaining as vermouth is to a Martini - a small but vital ingredient.

I'm treading the backward path. Mostly, I just waste my time.

These are only hints and guesses, Hints followed by guesses; and the rest Is prayer, observance, discipline, thought and action.

Your face looked like something Death brought with him in his suitcase.