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Duane Chapman Quotes: I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get - let the sharks eat you? How do you die?
         

I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get - let the sharks eat you? How do you die?


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As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.



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I need to get a greater vocabulary than what I have and when I get mad and my brain searches for a word. I have to find different words and to do that you need to have more of an education.



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Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all I crave.



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Six men can carry you or 12 men can judge you. You decide!



Where mercy is shown, mercy is given.

Where mercy is shown, mercy is given.



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You know God gives me that inner strength that super strength to get through things.



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I've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son.



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I say to all fathers - be as good as you can be- because your sons and daughters will follow in your footsteps.





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