I have a family to support. And I'm not always going to be doing exactly what I want to do.

The greatest risk is really to take no risk at all. You've got to go out there, jump off the cliff, and take chances.

You never know what's going to happen with television these days.

I believe I'm doing the right thing in trying to step away from that and to take chances and work on little independent films and do stuff like that wild dance scene.

I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free. It's just good to be associated with that man. He's a great guy.

I don't know if I ever really considered making a connection with the audience.

Tick is a cartoon character, I don't know if you're familiar with him. This is the third step in his evolution. Comic book to cartoon to, now, live-action.

You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants, absolutely. But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich. It just doesn't.

There's just something about me and my persona that's a little bit bigger than life and ridiculous at times.

Fortunately work begets work.

Let an audience be able to find it themselves without spoonfeeding it.

I was born not to die but to live and never born.

Don't be in the Money Making Business

Yet should there hover in their restless headsOne thought, one grace, one wonder at the least, Which into words no virtue can digest.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women... no woman has excited passions among women more than I have.

The choice of a topic which will bear analysis and support enthusiasm, is essential to the enjoyment of conversation.

You're making it about them. This has got about you, because you don't have peace

It is not being deceived, but undeceived, that renders us miserable.

Life happens not to me but for me