I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

She was a poetry book with the wrong dust jacket, shelved in the Reference section.

It is my conviction that when events are forgotten, buried in the cellar of the page, they are no longer even history.

The Communists have for decades loudly proclaimed their goal of destroying the bourgeois world, while the West merely smiled at what seemed to be an extravagant joke.

If you're in an urban city like New York, the corner markets are fantastic sources for tulips and roses.

Winners are people with definite purpose in life.

You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.

I would love to make an album full of ballads. For a listener, I want to have variety on there.

Practically any Western has a homesteader in trouble, and a mysterious rider shows up off the range, solves the problem over two or three days, and then rides off into the sunset.

The birch trees loom ahead like a brotherhood of ghosts.

You get the right collection of people together and you get the atmosphere together that it is very free where there is no judgment. If you create an atmosphere that is very open you steer the ship.