Grumpy Cat Quotes

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.