I got told I needed a producer I don't know how many times - maybe 27 times, 30? Then I recently got told 'I'm so proud of you.' That was even more great to hear.

We can all be free Maybe not with words Maybe not with a look But with your mind

I think the hardest thing about my life is that I've met so many people all over the world who I love, but they're not friends with each other.

I got more guts than brains, and that's my problem.

Everybody tends to think I'm crazy, which is the biggest problem in my life.

I've never had a clique. It's impossible when you're always traveling.

Oh I do believe In all the things you see What comes is better Than what came before

I got told so many times I needed a manager. For a long time I resisted, and I finally got one so I can pay my mortgage, and it helped me from becoming a homeless person.

Never give up, no, never give up If you're looking for something easy You might as well give it up.

I am human and I make mistakes.

I've always done things myself. I've never bragged or screamed that I produced a record before. I never told anybody.

He tastes like mint and posession and fire.

Hayworth's marriage made her a princess, but her feet made her a queen.

When I was in the gulag I would sometimes even write on stone walls. I used to write on scraps of paper, then I memorised the contents and destroyed the scraps.

The higher the rank the less pretence, because there is less to pretend to.

Every hero is the villain of his own story.

And this is our time-keeper, with a passion for percussion

The United States in particular and the West in general should be feeling a little embarrassed about all that lecturing we did to the Third World.

But I like my madness. There is a thrill in it unknown to such sanity as yours. ~ Book 1, Chapter 9.

The Gnostic only can wake up to the true state of Illumination by understanding and disintegrating dreams.

My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.