I got it all, I got the money, I got the looks, I got the brainpower

You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!

It was me, Dad, that hired Stone Cold back. Dad, it was me!

Get the steppin' This is my show, I'm running things, here!

I sing, not because I'm happy, but because I'm in love with the world.

I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.

I hope you grow up to be as good a mother as your father

Every public speaker likes his hearer to imagine his oratory as an unpremeditated gift of nature, and not the result of prolonged and patient study [Lionel Logue said]

If only I could throw away the urge to trace my patterns in your heart, I could really see you.

Thank God in advance for what's already yours.

Diet is highly individual. You have to see what your body wants and what is healthy for it.

The middle of the universe is tonight, is here, And everything behind is a sunk cost.

It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't work like that. There's a price for everything.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.