I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron.

I always thought I was singing American folk music.

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedposts overnight. If your mother said don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?

That's what I'm about -- getting engaged. Too many people don't wade in the mud with the politicians.

Advertising is not a rifle; it is a shotgun, and any campaign featuring outdoor boards of a cartoon animal inevitably will catch children in its spray.

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.

The Internet has made me very casual with a level of omniscience that was unthinkable a decade ago. I now wonder if God gets bored knowing the answer to everything.

I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.

This is the difference between depression and sorrow - sorrowful, you are in great trouble because something matters so much; depressed, you are miserable because nothing really matters.

Oh, night that guided me, Oh, night more lovely than the dawn,Oh, night that joined Beloved with lover, Lover transformed in the Beloved!

There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

It is possible to have second chances. When I thought everything was lost, when I reached bottom and things didn't go my way, the universe gave me a second chance.

I pride myself on breaking any box that anyone wants to put me in.