I find if I just sit down and think, a solution presents itself.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

The greatest souls have survived deep distress and mental-ill health.

Even when I’m in the dark I’m in the dark with you.

You know, one of the classics when somebody invents something, you go why the hell didn't I think of that.

Knowledge is a thing that one cannot have enough of. It is the fruit of wisdom, to be eaten carefully and digested fully, unlike that lunch you are bolting down, little friend.

The oppressed will always believe the worst about themselves.

I just am committed wholeheartedly to theatre with no intermission.

Every thought creates form on some level and all that our physical experience is - is a reflection of our thoughts.

Asian countries produce eight times as many engineering bachelors as the United States, and the number of U.S. students graduating at the masters and PhD levels in these areas is declining.

It doesn't matter if the world is pulling you down. With Christ you have everything.

For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.